Top 10 Excuses for not doing a Math Homework

Posted on Fri 06 October 2006 in Life • 1 min read

  • I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
  • Isaac Newton’s birthday.
  • I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn’t

    actually reach it.

  • I have the proof, but there isn’t room to write it in this margin.
  • I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove

    that it converged.

  • I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
  • I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in

    and ate it.

  • I couldn’t figure out whether i am the square of negative one or

    i is the square root of negative one.

  • I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.
  • I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but

    this morning I couldn’t find it.

Shamelessly copied from : http://www.ucw.cz/~michal/other/mff_vtipy.txt . It has a nice collection of Math Fun Stuff ;)